JJ's vocabulary

Did you know JJ has a penis (I'm sure you've felt pretty sure in rightfully assuming yes)? Well, he does, and he's not afraid to tell you (much to his older brother's horror that we would teach him such a word! What are we doing to the child?) He'll gladly point out that he has one, as well as others who he thinks has one too. We were in Food Lion the other day and there was this sign on the turn table saying not to forget about BOB. I asked the cashier what it meant, before he could answer me, JJ piped in that Bob has a penis. Come to find out, BOB is just a reminder to check the bottom of the carts, but the expression on the teenage cashier was priceless. But the best was actually going on about a month ago, when I was changing JJ (yep, he's lazy, doesn't even want to think about the potty) and he quite frankly told me "look mommy, JJ's soccer balls." Don't now exactly where he got that from since we are trying to use the correct vocabulary.

And here it was I was worried he'd be yelling out in public about John farting....

There's also this thing he does when he wants to talk to both John and myself. Instead of saying mommy & daddy he's shortened it to dame, almost sounds like dummies. Wonder if we should be worried, lol.